Claus Mikkelsen of HDS teases us that their next big announcement is an anagram of REGRADES OUR CLASSY TREAT. http://blogs.hds.com/claus/2009/05/regrades-our-classy-treat-may-27th.html
Chris Evans claims (http://thestoragearchitect.com/2009/05/21/enterprise-computing-the-new-usp-scabetera-dreary-storage-cluster/) that “Regrades Our Classy Treat” is an anagram of “A Dreary Storage Cluster”.
However, I note that it is an anagram of “Storage Daycare Rustlers”, so I think HDS’s new announcement is that they are going to be stealing children from kindergarten (*) and pressing them into service testing HSSM.
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(*) Perhaps (in a Very Frightening Development) holding them upside down by their ankles